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funnypicsdept:

“Note to Self:”

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moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

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goodeye-cyborg:

melonmemes:

Why the fuck would you taste it?!

Fun archeology fact! Sometimes when you find bone fragments they look like rocks. When this happens there is one quick, easy, surefire way to make sure which they are. You gotta lick it. Bones are porous and will stick to your tongue whereas rocks will not. Any way, that’s how we sometimes know what bones taste like.

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the-homie-sexual:

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

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our-kpopreact:

Wifi: connected

Me:

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targuzzler:

big-boss-official:

targuzzler:

fedoras are bad, yeah, but occasionally you’ll find someone attractive enough to pull it off. a top hat, though? a top hat makes you look like a total asshole no matter who you are

say it to his face

well hey who wants to help me dig my own grave. i also need assistance carving out “HERE LIES A WRONG AND MASSIVE DUMBASS” on my tombstone so if someone could do that for me that’d be super

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